Category Archives: Barry Bonds

Terrifying Thought Of The Day

From today’s Baggarly piece on last year’s embarrassment of then-rook Timmy after missing a team charter: The next day, Bonds couldn’t turn down the opportunity to undress a rookie in front of his teammates. “Bonds showed us something,” Zito said. … Continue reading

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Walk-Off Weekend

It was only fitting that on a weekend where Barry Bonds made what was, sincerely, a touching return to the House That Bonds Built, the Giants won a series against their hated rivals for their performance-enhanced Gipper. Of course, they … Continue reading

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Bravos, Bums, Buster and Bonds

The good? A nice series win on the shoulder of The Franchise on Wednesday. The bad? The return of Bad Zito, who, among other things, continues this cast’s frustrating inability to put away the most has of has-beens, giving up … Continue reading

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Youth Got Served!

Another day, another victory for these baby Giants. In a shocking twist, they did so at home. For Matt Cain. This ain’t July’s Giants, that’s for sure. One of my favorite developments: the double play combo of Ivan Ochoa and … Continue reading

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HGHappy Birthday

Happy 44th, big guy.

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Check Your Head

Me (two days ago): Horwitz makes his first start – I’m not holding my breath for a Bowker-esque first full game. Brian Horwitz (a 4 for 8 with a homer later): Check yourself. And Bri Rock is born. (Click here … Continue reading

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Who were those guys? Excuse my confusion, but those mysterious men in gray scored in double digits – for the first time all season. (They were the second to last to get there, however, with the Royals still reliably being … Continue reading

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More Trouble for Barry

Durham’s back and hitting 7th. In other news: Superseding indictment breaks up perjury counts against Bonds Translation: Barry’s not out of the woods yet. Although the feds have offered no new allegations, four counts of perjury have been separated into … Continue reading

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Pirates’ Booty (Kicking)

“You can’t stop Nate McClouth, you can only hope to contain Nate McClouth.“- Anonymous An ugly loss tonight in which Dirty gave up seven runs on six hits (and three walks) in 4.1. True to form, Sanchez was graceful in … Continue reading

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Kreepy Korner Kurse Klifted

Ruminations on the paranormal aside, it appears that at least one of the inhabitants of Barry Lamar Bonds’s former locker room estate has got it going, as Matt Cain finally picked up a win last night over the Rockies. Cain … Continue reading

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